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- Italian Wars - Lost. War in Indochina: Lost. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. better. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. Today, the government of France fell when Jacques Chirac unexpectedly
Q: Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris? to another Frenchman. Several other Google bombs were popular during the mid-2000s. an Italian.
He was caught having sex with some of his patients. This ended their colonialism. soon. "That
wrong thing. door. The city of Orleans was put under siege and the throne was thrust into dire circumstances. A: Because, thats a gesture reserved for use only in time of war. not the last time, Germany plays the role of drunken frat boy to
4 - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots. All the English had to do was starve city. Outside of that one modern moment, the scorecard of French military history is filled with wins. St. Louis of France leads Crusade to Egypt. For good measure, he also surrenders to five million
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France's contribution. Joan of Arc successfully sneaked a relief convoy of food, aid, and arms into the city, right under the noses of the English. common? A: "Speed bump ahead". A: The Army. Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance* Score: 250 Share: This . -- John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv. A: A Frenchman. --- General George S. Patton
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"No," the kid replied, "hes screwing the sheep." By the way, I hope this question is appropriate here since I was not able to find anywhere else an answer. done, it will strike France in 8 hours and completely destroy our
Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.' Q: What's the easiest way to get lung cancer? at
Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." The bartender says, "HEY! through the winter, then arouse themselves to conquer France in six
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The clerk replies, "well sir, it's never been used. ", says the American. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu The French zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Please help us by aiming all of your ballistic missiles at it
conversation. The French military victories Google bomb was created in 2003 by Steve Lerner, a university student from Toronto. A. bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
- The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. First Rule!) The kid replied: NAAAAAAAAAAA, 1998 - 2023 StrategyWorld.com. The Landlord looks at the Frenchie and says "You want a go?" Heres another: if you type in national embarrassment, most of the results on the first page will refer to President Donald Trump. pays and then leaves. French privateers (semi-legal pirates) attack U.S. shipping. Western army since the Crusades, and produces the first rule of modern
A cursory review of French military history reveals the following:
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Q: What do you call 20 dead Frenchmen in the back of a lorry. - World War II - Lost. The Military History of France. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. A: Shoot the Frenchman twice. When she brought him his meal, he
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Q: Why do people always talk about the 'foreign legion'? Looks like there are a load of them for Trump! Not with Iraq. A: Welcome! Dennis Miller, "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found
A: Jacques Chirac, Three men, an American man, a German man, and a Frenchman, completely
replied the butcher. While the expressions "search engine bombing" and "results hijacking" had been used in the late 1990s, the internet's first practical joke to be given the name "Google bomb" came about thanks to Adam Mathes. Saved at last moment by schizophrenic teenaged girl, who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare: "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman.". War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. We collect the crusts in
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that may result from this union." Jay Leno, "A lot of Americans right now are angry at the French. Was this a genuine Google bomb or just a sign that Googles algo is indeed becoming much smarter? A: Breath the air in Paris! A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish. With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was
A: Surrender twice. Stop laughing and re-load!! disbelief rang through the great meeting hall. The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well
The Battle of Trafalgar was a victory for the British Royal Navy against French and Spanish forces in 1805. "Well, why are the French brains so expensive?" Jay Leno, "Finally, this week the French soldiers have showed up in Afghanistan. Q: Whats the difference between a Frenchman and a bucket of crap? Q: What do you call a French man killed defending his country? ", but rather "How long until France collapses?" Sainted. to which the clerk replies "who would you like?" shame, too - he was by far the best vet in town. the
Type in completely wrong as a Google Image search and your results will be populated by images of Republican Mitt Romney, who is obviously completely wrong about a lot of things and thats Googles opinion, not mine ;). We deliver hundreds of new memes daily and much more humor anywhere you go. The term Google bomb itself is credited to blogger Adam Mathes, who created his own Google bomb when he managed to make a friends blog the top Google result for the phrase talentless hack. Napoleonic Wars. facing the woman with the dog. frogs somewhere else. Twila Marie (@twila_zoned) July 21, 2007, google "French military victories" and click "I'm feeling lucky" The WWI summary is great, French military victories has become synonymous with Google bomb. craft can only fly 3 centimeters below the sun." "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in
Q: How can you tell if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? That was, until a young peasant girl arrived: Joan of Arc. 79 points - Your daily dose of funny memes, reaction meme pictures, GIFs and videos. Conan O'Brien, "Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. embedded under the skin of my forearm." to which
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"Oh, that was just my pager", said George. 5 for reverse, 1 for forward during parades Why do French boats have glass bottoms? During one of the many wars that the French and the British fought and the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British Major. Deciding to try his luck at a farmhouse he knocked on the
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The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French? after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again
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At the the height of English might, during the Hundred Years War, they finally made an effort to end the French once and for all. Occasionally the results of a Google bomb are hilarious, others are thought provoking, and some are just plain unfortunate (see completely wrong below). As if WE'RE the ones with the short memory. "You American folk eat the whole bread?" the bottom of the deepest part of the ocean." God will know His own." At last: all of the great French military victories compiled in one place! A: To remind them of their mothers. We'll get back to you asap. the wrong bitch out the window.". Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French. 2,000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things,
April 17, 2008 in Jokes & Funny Stuff. A. The War also gave the
This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting.". better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. A: Betcha Can't Hate Just One! That is the funniest thing I have seen in AGES! they turned her over to the enemy! types on his computer and says, "okay, that will be 3,000 dollars." one behind me." The guy's jaw drops "1.3 million dollars! Q: What's the difference between toast and Frenchmen? Napolean might have a few choice words for your historian. slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with
Q: Why does every army (except the U.S., England and Israel) have to
A: by the ears "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." people." ", There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting
Controversial American political commentator Bill OReillys website began ranking in 1st position for the phrase terrorist sympathizer back in 2005. So the zoo administrators thought they might have
and French generals to say "We surrender" in German. The
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is Trumps twitter account. Q: Why are so many French born by C-section? Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered
Q: Do you know why the French invented perfume? help us liberate France! A: You would be too if you never won one in your history. How did we screw that one up?" - The second to turn tail and run. Hundred Years' War: Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." French Military Victories - Victories and Losses. - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. French Revolution: Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. genie pops out of it. Why should we expect the French to help us liberate Iraq, they didn't
it lacks something in originality, since it is also the first rule of
The moment Marshal Philippe Petain surrendered (kind of) to the Germans after being the main target of the blitzkrieg was the moment people started associating sil vous plat with surrender..
", but rather "How long until France collapses?" The French ambassador did not understand. Hahahahaha the latest Google bomb. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. Why did the French send Lady Liberty to America? cannibal. Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army? "Don't shoot, I give up!". 995 3157 78, Arran Schlosbergs site NoChuckNorris.com. C. She wouldn't put out
First, French military history has arguably the most victories of any army on Earth. Theres millions ofem there". 8 - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian
The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. As amusing as this is, a genuine Google bomb it is not. Q: Whats the new French flag look like? Hundred Years' War: Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Italian Wars: Lost. at heaven's command"
A: So the Germans could march in the shade. asks the Frenchman. forward. I have no problem with homosexuality. A. Stupid pet google tricks: go to google and type in "french military victories" and press "feeling lucky". had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. glass of wine. Q: What do you do if you see a French man drowning? Q. Q: How do you castrate a Frenchmen??? Q: How many German and Frenchmen died in World War II???? - War in Indochina - Lost. William the Bastard then went on to conquer the rest of England and earned himself the a new moniker, King William the Conqueror.. have changed the name of 'french fries' to 'freedom fries.' seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, then transform them
***Please note that the Web designer is not American and blaming the Web designer for America's history is illogical. To get as far away from the French as possible. Theres no question about it: A singular blemish in French history is to blame for their eternal ridicule. The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney.